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It is impossible to sit handcuffed to the backseat of a cop car without feeling like a badass motherfucker. But I can only speak for myself. I’m sitting on my wrists, and the handcuffs dig deep into my skin. I … Continue reading →

Dear kids, Take off your Google glasses, unplug your Wii Hologram, and let your father be corny for just a moment. You can eyeroll all you want at what I’m about to say (because you’re just like me), but allow … Continue reading →